Don't you want a little taste of the glory?

See what it tastes like?

Navin R. Johnson
I'm a writer, you monsters! I create! I create for a living! I'm a creator! I am a creator! [points to his head] This is my uniform!

Jesus saves.

Police Officer
You're Eli Cash.

I am, indeed.

Police Officer
I love your work.

How sweet of you to say so.


Shaun is channel hopping.

[Channel 4 News]
Krishnan Guru-Murthy
Though no one official is prepared to comment, religious groups are calling it Judgement Day. There's...

[VH1, playing "Panic" by The Smiths]
-- Panic on the streets of London...

[ITV News]
-- as an increasing number of reports of...

-- serious attacks on...

[Five News]
-- people, who are literally being...

[Nature documentary, leopards eating a gazelle]
-- eaten alive.

[Sky News]
Jeremy Thompson
Witnesses' reports at best are sketchy, but one unifying detail seems to be that the attackers in many instances appear to be...

Vernon Kaye
-- dead excited to have with us here a sensational chart topping...

I've got a thing for Russian Naval Infantry. But in a non-gay way. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Well I'm gonna go then! And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff, (he pushes all of the letters off the desk), and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this (he picks up the ashtray) and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

Emo Jesus!

"Most importantly, you can throw away all your cool records by Stereolab and Built to Spill and listen to stuff that's actually good. This mostly equates to classic rock, new wave groups with female vocalists, Fleetwood Mac, any band from Sweden, and hair metal." --Chuck Klosterman

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"I replied that since he was a friend of mine, I could not betray him. Then the court waxed wroth, and the judge talked a great deal about my duty to the state, and society, and other things I did not understand, and bade me tell where my friend had flown. By this time I was becoming wrathful myself, for I had explained my position. But I choked my ire and held my peace, and the judge squalled that I had shown contempt for the court, and that I should be hurled into a dungeon to rot until I betrayed my friend. So then, seeing they were all mad, I drew my sword and cleft the judge's skull; then I cut my way out of court..." ~R.E. Howard, Queen of the Black Coast

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Long ago I wandered through my mind
in the land of fairy tales and stories
Lost in happiness I knew no fears
Innocence and love was all I knew
was it illusion?

Black Sabbath - "Wheels of Confusion"

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"Please do not look upon me as a blot on human intelligence, and that I shouldn't be allowed to matriculate. Because I know that the solution to my problem demands an irregular approach." --The Blenders, "It Takes Time"


"I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you could walk these streets of freedom, badmouthing Lady America in your damn mirrored sunglasses!"

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